one more crazy story

Written by the writing club for 11 - 15 yr olds that meets most Thursdays from 3 - 4 p.m. Join us on January 15 or 29. We always have yummy snacks...

Laila couldn’t believe Tom decided to talk to her that day—he’d never noticed her before! From that day on, Laila knew her life wouldn’t be the same…

She got a whole new confidence she never knew she had. After that day she talked to Tom all the time. Before class, during class, after class! Her life was finally going the way she wanted it to. After a week, Tom actually asked Laila on a date! She was so excited she couldn’t help herself…

Finally the date had come. I couldn’t wait. Tom was there at a table so I went to the table. We talked and I ordered one of everything on the menu. I was eating everything and then I ate Tom. He tasted good. I’m sooooo fat!

Then I wanted to know where Tom went. Then I didn’t feel so good. I barfed and there was Tom. I was about to say sorry when he ran out of the restaurant screaming, “Mommy!” A few months passed and I decided to lose weight. When I got to a size 3, I decided to apologize to Tom. When I saw him he looked…

Yummy. “I’m really, really sorry for eating you” I said.

“It’s okay,” He actually forgave me! “You wanna try this again?” he asked.

“Yes, yes, yes!” I said.

“This time don’t eat me please,” he said.

“Okay, I won’t,” he said. I didn’t know if I could promise that.

“Oh, so tonight at 8 okay?” he asked.

I nodded, “I can’t wait!”

That night when he picked me up, I looked hot. Smokin’ in fact. He said so right away. I was feeling okay and wasn’t even all that interested in eating him until he moved a little during the movie and I saw a bit of his neck from under his turtleneck.

“ohhhh” I moaned, biting my hand.

I knew that by the end of the night, I’d probably eat Tom. Anyone have any Grey Poupon??